My nipple is on Facebook.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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