we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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