i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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