Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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