pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
No subtext here. People are naked.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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