He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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