I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
