So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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