# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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