weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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