My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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