don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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