I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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