doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
