Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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