Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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