In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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