Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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