I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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