I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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