On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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