I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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