is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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