I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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