the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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