she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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