please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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