my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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