Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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