Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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