I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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