if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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