I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
