Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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