Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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