Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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