I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
