Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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