How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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