So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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