He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
