I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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