This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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