ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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