There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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