Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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