he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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