dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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