You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
tell me about the fingering
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