i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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