i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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