I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
