he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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