Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I am one with the molecules
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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