I'm really into asian looking animals
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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